It’s 3am and your children are safe and asleep.
But there’s a phone in a mansion in Chappaqua, NY and it’s ringing.
Something is happening in the world.
“Hello Hillary, it’s me, Sinbad.
“Sinbad?”
“Sinbad, the entertainer. Remember? We partied in Bosnia in ‘96?
“Oh yes, I remember it very well.”
“Well, I was just talking to Sheryl, you know, Sheryl Crow. I thought I was losing my mind, but the thing is… well, she doesn’t remember any sniper fire either.”
“Sinbad, listen to me. That was the way it happened. There was sniper fire from the hills all around us. Our plane had to take evasive action. I mean, it was a warzone, Sinbad! And I was… I was presidential! I acted like a Commander-in-Chief!
It’s 3am and Sinbad is on the Phone
March 30th, 2008 | 2008 Presidential Campaign
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